Showing posts with label Show and Tell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Show and Tell. Show all posts

Friday, December 25, 2009

It Was Just A Year Ago...

So I know its Christmas, and most of you are opening presents right now (did anybody get a snuggie?), but my mind is somewhere else. Its is in a hospital room that I layed in a year ago, replaying over and over again, the birth of my son.

For those of you aren't readers of my personal blog, Christopher And Tia, every Friday I do something called "Flashback Friday", where I post an old picture and write a little story about whatever I posted. I encourage other bloggers (and non bloggers, facebookers and tweeters are welcome too), to play along (you too, come over, pull up a chair, write a flashback!). I love seeing old pictures and taking little trips back in time. Anyways, this week, I revisited a post that I wrote a year ago, after my son was born on December 26th. And I thought it might be fitting to share with all of my Mama friends here as well.

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How can I put into type how much I love my son? I can't even get over the fact that I just wrote the word "son". I had to look at the keyboard to make sure I was spelling it right. One of my best friends, Miss Kristen, picked me up at 8am, and after a quick picture party in her car, we were on our way to Abilene Regional to have a baby. The plan was for Christopher, my mother, and my precious Elie Sue to meet up with us there around 11:00, an hour before my scheduled c-section. When Kristen and I got there, they asked me "are you here for your c-section?". I answered with a yes, even though I was only there for blood work, and my surgery wasn't for another 4 hours. Even when the nurse said "get undressed, we'll get your iv hooked up, and then we'll take you back and have a baby!", I still wasn't in tune with the idea that it might be happening much sooner than I expected. And then I get a funny phone call, from Christopher? Hes at home, and he says "guess who just called me?". I don't know, who. "Labor and delivery". Really, why? "They're ready to do your c-section now". Oh OK. Wait... right now?


Then before I know it, Christopher is in front of me putting on scrubs, I've got an iv in my wrist, and I'm holding a shot of what I can only describe as grape vomit that I'm supposed to drink in order to prevent my lungs from burning if I throw up during the surgery. I managed to get away with not drinking it last time, but this time I put on my big girl panties and went through with it. All eyes were on me as I struggled in silence for 5 minutes following, trying my best to keep it down. And then with a handful of tubes and wires, I was wheeled down to the operating room of doom, where I'd feel every second of my spinal, and nearly pass out from the extreme nausea and lung tightening once it took effect. I don't know what I would have done without Christopher. He was my rock through all of it. Usually they don't let the husband in the room during the spinal, according to a baby story at least, but he was there right in front of me, reminding me to breathe the entire time. He commented multiple times on the ridiculous amount of sweat pouring off of my body, but other than that, he was amazing. Thank you honey, I would have died if you hadn't been there. All of it was worth it though, when they finally announced that his head (covered in hair) was finally out, shortly followed by the final call of "Its a boy!".



They held him up over the blue curtain for me to see, and I cried uncontrollably until he left the room with Christopher and the nurses. I don't remember much after that. I closed my eyes and replayed that very moment in my head over and over again for the next hour until he was finally in my arms. I'm in love. Charles Vincent was born on December 26th, at 10:15 am, 20 inches long, 7 pounds 10 ounces. And hes absolutely one hundred percent, perfect.



Saturday, June 20, 2009

Show and Tell: Ewww!



Today's Show and Tell: Readers Share
Oh the GROSS things kids do... be warned, dear readers... these are gross.

But first, lets break the ice with one by Holly:

My youngest is my gross out child. She'll eat leftover bits of food that have fallen under the table (after they're crusty and gross). And both my kids seem to think the toilet is a really great place to splash around with their bath toys, regular toys and even themselves. Gross in and of itself, worse when my oldest has just used it and my youngest decides to start playing. Oh yeah, happened a few days ago. Ew.


Yes, I agree... ew!

Okay, now on with your stories. Thanks for sharing, everyone!

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When my son was about 4 or 5 months old, my husband was playing with him on the couch, bouncing him up and down, holding him high up in the air...all of a sudden I hear this very muffled "hep". I looked over, and my husband's face was completely covered in spit-up. He couldn't open his mouth to talk or he would've gotten a mouthful!

submitted by Leah
http://michon.etsy.com

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We had just moved to our current home and the King Hubby was at work. I had waved to him lovingly as he left that morning because I was on the couch tending to the middle prince who had been puking all night. At 7:30am, the oldest prince came down the stairs, stated that he didn't feel well, and ran to the downstairs bathroom. He managed to cover every inch of uncarpeted floor with vomit as he ran. After getting the oldest settled on the couch, I strapped the princess onto my back in the snugglie and began cleaning up the floor. She then made a strange noise and my hair, neck and back became very warm.....you guessed it! Right down the back! **I began to question my choice of professions after that day!

submitted by Stephanie
http://www.momosbows.etsy.com

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Several years ago, I was cleaning out the van...3 kids, 9, 5, 3.....you know a Mom never goes into the back of the van, unless there's blood! I had the vacuum, opened up one of those side drawer/armrests, in the very back...turned on vacuum and just as I was getting ready to suck up the dust and grime, something moved. After screaming, shaking and having goosebumps run up my spine, I got the little devils....yep, you guessed it, maggots were chowing down on old peanuts! ooooooooooooooooooooooo---eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

and another story:

My youngest, Alex, has quite the imagination. When he was 3 or 4, we were dying Easter eggs. At that time, he had imaginery friends and named all of them "Phil"...Phil was a household name and represented everything from mandarin oranges to, yep, an Easter egg! Alex decided Phil was too precious to crack, so he took him upstairs to his bedroom. Fast forward 6 weeks...phew, what's that smell? I didn't know dirty socks and underwear could be soooo vile! We cleaned that room from top to bottom, but the smell....ick! Another 2 weeks go by...there was this little jar with a lid sitting on the dresser. I opened it up and there was "Phil". Not looking so great...he was slimey, green, brown, black and taking shapes unknown to man! His aroma was less than desirable. Poor Phil, Alex buried him in the back yard next to Reecey the hamster!

submitted by Denita
www.chamberrycherry.etsy.com

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When my sister was little she went through a stage of peeing in anything, one day she peed in a cup and left it on the floor, my little brother goes and takes a drink of it and then goes "Mummy this orange juice tastes funny" We still laugh at that one!

submitted by CosmicCreatures
www.cosmiccreatures.etsy.com

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When my oldest first discovered ketchup she dipped EVERYTHING into it. Hot dogs, chicken nuggets, cheese, potato chips and even grapes. It took all of my being not to barf the first time a grape was dunked!

submitted by April
www.appleblossomfl.blogspot.com

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I was keeping my niece when she was about 2 years old. I noticed that she was picking her nose and eating the catch. I said, "Cheyenne, don't do that! You'll get worms!" (Just a tiny scare tactic, LOL) She replied, "It's okay. My daddy has worms."

submitted by PrimitiveArtDeco
http://primitiveartdeco.etsy.com

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When my second son was a month old, he was getting his 2am feeding. As was norm for him, I knew he would be awake for at least an hour or two, so I took this time to exercise and get back into shape. Using him as my arm weight, I held him high over my head, cooing and talking to him, then I would lower him down to my face and give him a kiss. I did this repeatedly and on about the fourth time he decided it was time for that burp he had been holding in to now come out, and with it, most of the formula, right straight into my wide open mouth. That was the last time I used him as a weight.

submitted by Fancy Pants and More
http://www.fancypantsandmore.etsy.com

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Thanks so much for your contributions!

And I'll end this post with one from me:

The other day, my 2 year old daughter was having a tea party with her dolls.. and I thought, "Hey that's weird. I never gave her a cup of water for the tea..."

And then I realized her dolls were having a tea party with a cup of warm pee.

Kids are so gross!

Next week's Show and Tell theme:
Super Cute and Funny Kidisms

Example:
*enter swell of music* "Baby, baaay-bee pockets, king of the wild frontier"
- sung by Holly's daughter to the tune of Davy Crockett
(she also says pickups, instead of hiccups!)

Cute!

Email TheMamaDramalogues@hotmail.com

Enjoy!
xoxo,

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Show and Tell: Say WHAT???

"Mom Shouting at Annelie"
drawn by Gracie - age 4

Today's Show and Tell: Readers Share
Phrases you NEVER expected to hear yourself shout until having kids

But first, lets break the ice with one shouted by Natalie:

"Get your feet out of the cheese!"


*snicker*

Okay, now on with your phrases. Thanks for sharing, everyone!

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"That's it! I've had it, don't you two ever look at each other again, EVER!"

ummm, yeah mom... that will work really well.

submitted by Dawn
http://www.pixiespurpose.blogspot.com

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"No, you are not allowed to have any more fart parties!"

submitted by Amy
www.ponderandstich.etsy.com

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"Get your ruddy-tuddy-nekid-booty BACK in that bathtub"......please.

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I just had knee surgery, on crutches, and I was putting away items from the diswasher. I said "Watch out, I have knives in my hand, and I'm unstable".
I will never hear the end of that remark. Ha!

submitted by Robin
www.artisticdetour.etsy.com

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To my son Danny," Are these leeches on my kitchen counter?!"

and they were!

submitted by Loveland Beads

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I told my daughter when she was very young that when she sticks her finger up her nose and feels the squishy part, that is the back of her eyeball and if she pushes too hard, her eyeball will pop out!

LOL ........ the funny part was, my mom was there, and whispered to me behind my daughter's back, "I didn't know that."

submitted by Susan
www.yaffadreams.etsy.com

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Once after an exhausting day of doing daycare, I was sooooo tired. I made my kids some strawberries with sugar and whipped cream on them for a treat after dinner. He asked if he could stay up past his bedtime to read a book...I snapped and said.."Sit down, watch tv and eat your strawberries and sugar!" The family started laughing, it goes to show you how tired I was...telling him to watch tv and eat sugar rather than read a book.

submitted by Kym
www.kymsart777.etsy.com

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"No, God does NOT live in the toilet"

to my 3 year old after flushing her dead fishy.

submitted by Holly, of Five Little Gems
www.fivelittlegems.etsy.com

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Would things I've said as a teacher count?

Because God help me, I never thought I'd find myself saying "No, do not lick the toilet stall."

But I said it...ew.



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Thanks so much for your contributions

Next week's Show and Tell theme:
The gross things kids do... share a story!

Email TheMamaDramalogues@hotmail.com

Enjoy!
xoxo,

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Show and Tell: Thanks for the Humiliation, Kids!

image courtesy of Tim Davis

Today's Show and Tell... Reader's share their
Embarrassing Kid Stories.


But first, I thought I'd break the ice by sharing my own embarrassing kid story....

The phone rang for my husband during dinnertime one night. Though we were all around the table, it was an important work call and he had to take it. We have caller id, so he groaned when he saw who was calling, as it was a guy he doesn't much like working with. Gracie (three at the time) looked at me, rolled her eyes, and declared loud enough for everyone (and I mean everyone) to hear, "That man is such a douche bag."

Eeeek, that was pretty bad. And here is one by Holly... I had the pleasure of being with her when this one went down:

We recently took the kids out to dinner and while we were waiting for our food, a Muslim family came in and the woman was dressed in head to toe garb so you could only see her eyes. My four year old got really excited, pointed at her and exclaimed, "Look mommy, a ghost!"

OMG, I wanted to crawl under the table. The woman had a good sense of humor though and she and her family just chuckled and sat down. I was so embarrassed though.

Okay, and now on with our readers. Thanks for sharing your stories, everyone!!

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Recently, I had my 4 yr old with me at the grocery store. We were at the check out, and she was in the cart. She looks at the guy who is bagging the groceries and says "I don't like that boy." I knew better . . . I knew I should have just let it go and not asked the question, but I did. "Why don't you like that boy?" She looks right at him and says "'cuz he's took ugly!" I was mortified, the checker tried very hard not to smile, and the bag boy pretended not to hear - even thought the people in the back of the store could have heard! Lesson learned - don't ask the question!


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So, I've always insisted that my kids dress well for church. This was not a problem for Heidi, my bonafide princess. "Ready to go?" (meaning head 3 blocks down the street to our gorgeous Gothic Presbyterian structure). "Ready!" - in enthusiastic reply.

My family is rather good looking when an effort has been put forth... OOPS! It was not observed until Heidi and I got settled in the Sunday school classroom (taught by yours truly) that while she looked terrific in her fluffy attire, something kind of important was missing! Her underwear was --- still in her underwear drawer!

Also, when Chrissy was in second grade... I have always made it a point to be open and honest with my girls, especially about bodily works and sex (age appropriate - or so I thought!). Until one day when I was the mom whose turn it was to read for the class. Well, I was prepared (or so I though!) to SING:One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. I entered the room confident and ready when my second grader announced, "My mom is on her period." The teacher and I exchanged a telepathic, "let's just pretend we didn't hear that" glance!


Submitted by Kelly
www.klymyshyndesignonetsy.blogspot.com

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I have twin girls who will be 6 in July. We were in line in the post office last week standing behind a woman who was rather large. My daughter Sarah remarked in her normal volume voice (that is definitely NOT whispering), "Mamma, this lady's sure gotta lotta back!" Not sure whether the woman heard us, and if she did, I was extremely grateful she didn't turn around and hit me over the head with her package.



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I was a young mother with a very active and outgoing 3 year old daughter. A friend and I went to lunch and decided to treat ourselves to an Irish coffee...heavy on the Irish! I allowed my daughter to have a root beer that day. My friend and I were engaged in heavy conversation, when the waitress came over and asked if we would like anything else. My daughter exclaimed "I want another drink!" Looking over, the waitress said, "Honey, you still have your root beer." My daughter said "I want another one with whipped cream...that was good." Yeah, she drank my entire Irish coffee...quickly too. I threw money onto the table and rushed her home and called the doctor who assured me that she would be fine, to let her sleep it off and give her plenty of water. I spent the night in tears! I felt like a horrible mom. Looking back, it's kind of funny...she's 24 now.

Submitted by Kym

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When my son was learning how to talk he couldn't say certain words clearly. Legos was a pronounced like the really bad racial slur. So if we ever went shopping I never went by the legos aisle because he would say it.

What was just as embarrassing was the way he pronounced flat head screwdriver. He was very into Handy Manny and tools but instead of flat head it came out FU%$ head.
At stores I always repeated loudly, "oh yes that is a FLAT head screwdriver."

Submitted by April

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My youngest daughter (Lilly age 3) told a lady at the post office that she looked like a rat. I wanted to crawl into the corner of the room and die!

Submitted by Annie

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A few weeks ago my 3 year old and I were making a trip to the grocery store. We got out of the car and I noticed the Goodyear blimp I told him "look at the blimp!" He marveled at it for a minute or so and I told him we had to go inside and maybe it would still be outside when we came back out. We were at the check out and line and we were up and he looks at the cashier very loudly and very excitedly says "I go see the pimp!" I said yes, "We can go see the "BLIMP". But the damage was was done and the cashier gave me a very weird look.

Submitted by Sarah
http://mysocalledjunkylife.blogspot.com

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I was out getting my nails done with friends while my hubby and daughter went to the toy store. They came back to get me, and my 2 1/2 year old daughter started going from person to person saying "I need money for candy. Can I have money? You have money in your purse."

I was beet red, but luckily they are good friends and thought it was hilarious.

Submitted by Jillian

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Thanks so much for your stories!

Next week's Show and Tell theme...
Things you never expected to hear yourself shout until you had kids (such as: STOP licking toothpaste off the window! - shouted by me)

Email your stories to TheMamaDramalogues@hotmail.com

Enjoy!
xoxo,