Conversation With a Four Year Old: Bazinga

(Just in case you aren't a rabid Big Bang Theory fan like me, I give you this:

Bazinga  

a word used to follow up on a burn)

Now, on to the conversation...

Place: Driving home in the family car

SweetPea: "I had a dream last night, Momma.  I wished that Scooby and Shaggy would come to visit my house."

Me: "That's a very nice dream Sweetie"

SweetPea: "Mom, what did you dream for?"

Me: "I dreamed that you and Lil Buddy would always be happy."

SweetPea: "Aw, thanks Momma!"

(pause)

SweetPea: "Mom, what does the car dream for?"

Me: (a little puzzled) "Sweetie, the car doesn't dream.  A car isn't alive like people or animals or bugs."

SweetPea: "Then why do you have a dreamcatcher in your car?"

BAZINGA